Very Important Red Lining Showing and Hands into Pockets

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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recoup:

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

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Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

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Well, no matter how you disguise yourself, I fear Arthur will recognise you.

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